You know those message boards outside churches, informing you of service times and pastors names? You know how sometimes churches get creative with their "invitations" on those boards, trying to get you to come in the door and give 'em a try? Well, my friend Becky sent me an awesome email today, and these "one-liners" reminded me of those invitations. Leave me a comment and let me know which is your favorite...
26 Beautiful One-liners
1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming
back.
21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
My favorite, and one I struggle to remember, is #8. It's sometimes hard for me to remember who's really in control of this ride I'm on...
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21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
My favorite, and one I struggle to remember, is #8. It's sometimes hard for me to remember who's really in control of this ride I'm on...
9 comments:
I love #4 and I absolutely needed to hear # 21. What an insight for this early in the morning. Thanks for the post.
Amen!
I like #20. It just fits with my life. Nice post.
Soooooooooooo good. I loved/cringed at number 21. It's so true...and I needed to hear that today, of all days.
Thanks for posting this!
I like number 12....and the cross photo is amazing!
I love number 5 and 16. I also love that picture. Great post! Much Love From Queen Bee
Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord!!! Thats my favorite.
Yes, thats the shot....but today he changed it to Rocephin...getting worried about it all cause Doc said he needs shots over the 3 day weekend or go in hospital. Hubby being stubborn and what is doc thinking??
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I don't know if this link will work if I post it, but I took a picture outside a church with a statement that cracked me up.
http://wheresmyangels.blogspot.com/2008/04/things-that-make-you-go-hmmmmmmmmmm.html
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