Dear Punxsutawney Phil:
You suck.
Sincerely,
A sick-and-tired-of-snow-and-ice-and-school-cancellations-mom
(If you didn't see the news today, Phil saw his shadow. And then, like the woos-bag he is, hightailed it back into his hole for another six weeks of winter. What a wimp.)
15 comments:
totally a wimp!
He sucks! It's going to be in the 40's this weekend, that means it will be coming your way next week. Hold tight, help is on the way!
Blogger just ate my long ass comment, now I have to type it again cause it was good.
Morgan's calendar of useless information say:
In the past sixty years, the groundhog has only predicted the weather correctly 28 percent of the time. The rushing back and forth from burrows is believed to indicate sexual activity, not shadow seeking.
So, I am going with the 72 percent chance he was wrong and spring is just around the corner.
I may have come up with a cure for the winter blahs. A new drink called the snowball.
Vodka
Kaluha
Ice Cream.
Just like a white russian only better!
General Beauregard Lee did NOT see his shadow today, so spring is coming early to the south. Maybe we should all move there? Or maybe we should swap General Lee with Punxsutawney Phil?
This afternoon, I told the girls that Phil saw his shadow... meaning six more weeks of winter.
They almost burst into tears.
Seriously.
Awwww...don't be angry at the little guy.
It turned cold here again so I was pissed at him, too!!
So that is why Aysha's cartoon was talking about this!! lol
Oh and tell your sister to stop cussing in your comment section. It is unbecoming of her!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Winter Sucks! And so does his furry little friend.
Amen.
I miss you. We must talk soon.
xoxo
I hate that rodent too. My kids asked if we could eat him and what he would taste like....Anyone got a gun I could borrow?
Girl come on down!! General Beauregard did NOT see his!!
Translation: Early Southern Spring!
Ya'll Come Back Now, Ya Hear??
Hey G,
Shut the hell up!! hehe
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