My mom sent me this funny email yesterday (one I hadn't seen before). Gave me a chuckle, so I thought I'd share...
When to start cussing....
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom, 'You know what?' says the 6 Year old. I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$$.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.' WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios !!'
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I thought that was pretty funny too! I shared with my email buddies at work. Have a good weekend, we are keeping Claire Saturday night.
FUNNY!!!!
I got that e-mail the other day from my father-in-law it was so funny!
Wow! Am I famous now since you put my e-mail I sent to you on your Flog (I mean Blog)? I thought it was too cute also. I think we are need to laugh more and smile at people, I know that I do. This morning on the bus we were laughing so hard and different things that it started my day off to a good start. (And I am not feeling well right now so I needed that) Love, Mom
That is so cute. I thought for a second that you were recapping something that happened in your house, but I caught the intro and realized otherwise.
Sounds like a convo that could have taken place between my 7 and 4 old......
Michael got in trouble at school for saying the Sh word last year. I was so upset until I found out he said "Shut Up"......they are so innocent at times....
LOL that is so funny and so like kids. I am sure that is real story, something from my childhood I am sure.
Thanks for sharing, great way to start the weekend.
Good laugh!
Huh-larious...thanks for sharing...
I'll e-mail you later...we're in Richmond for the weekend.
Came over from SITS and was just perusing some of your other posts. Glad I came across this one...hilarious!!!
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